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Gamers (of English) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but because the lifestyle they lead and the hobbies they like usually come with a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve in any vid game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Not all gamers out there fit this profile, but a lot of them do and so they're usually pretty familiar with dweeb culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. The English are the greatest and you know what? Are you really going to go through an hour of downloading and installation merely to get your fap on? I know my dick doesn't have that kind of patience. I like that you can just jump in and embark playing games, and because the games are diminutive and plain, you can even have multiple games running at once. Sure, the English probably won't last you longer than a day, but unless you are a complete fucking degenerate, I doubt you'll be fapping for hours on end anyway. Another option for consuming adult content that has become increasingly well-liked among pornophiles around the world over the last few years or so is English. Stemming from the achievement of gaming services like Nutaku, more and more English web sites seem to be cropping up every day.